Halloween Jokes!

Feeling down, and just need a good laugh? Well, if you love halloween you are really going to love these jokes!

Q: What do the skeletons say before eating?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. Whats a ghost's favorate type of car?
A. A boo-ick

Q.Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q.What's a monsters favorite desert?
A. I-Scream!!

Q. What can't you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A. He has a bat temper.

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
 A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What do witches use in their hair?
A. scare-spray

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A. to see the boogy man.

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