Friday, August 30, 2013

Retro Kids' TV: The Amanda Show

Good afternoon students, this is Dr. Cooper. One the new popular trends for teenagers and young adults today is Retroism; Remembering the stuff we enjoyed as kids. So today we go into the world of Retro TV shows from our childhood that helped to define our generation. Today we will be exploring a short-lived but wildly popular comedy that must of us recall from reruns. Today we are discussing Nickelodeon's The Amanda Show.


Created by the now-famous Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider, The Amanda Show was a sketch-comedy that originally ran from 1999-2002. It was a spinoff from another sketch-comedy, All That!, and was the first of a chain of spinoff shows Schneider eventually created. It starred Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Nancy Sullivan, and of course, Amanda Bynes. While The Amanda Show was admittedly extremely similar to All That!, as both were sketch comedies, The Amanda Show had its own unique style of entertainment that made it distinctly different. Unlike All That!, it also had a permanent non-rotating cast that allowed for viewers to bond with more.


The show featured an array of outrageous sketches, mainly parodies of popular shows and businesses of the time, and featured plenty of slapstick comedy that every kid loves. Noteworthy parodies included "Judge Trudy", a kid judge who gives adults nonsensical punishments, and "Blockblister" the movie rental store loaning cheap remakes filmed by a family of egg-loving people with funny accents. My personal favorite was a skit called "Stranded" in which five contestants are "stranded" in a locked convertible (with the top off) in an abandoned parking lot. Whoever stayed in the car the longest would win $1,000,000, which was locked in the trunk. Oddly it took thirty-something days for the last two contestants to find out the keys were in the ignition the whole time. But that's completely irrelevant; now back on to the topic...

Other parts of the show included the various antics that occurred backstage during production of the show, the most well-known being the exploits of Penelope Taynt, an unstable fan-girl using overcomplicated plots to meet Amanda face-to-face.




The Amanda Show was abruptly canceled in 2002, but its enormous success continues to influence Nickelodeon television today. It launched the careers of Drake Bell and Josh Peck, leading to the redundantly titled show, Drake & Josh. A plethora of spinoff shows resulted from that too, including Zoey 101, iCarly, and Victorious, all of which have been extremely popular, if not more popular, than its parent show. As for the Amanda Show itself, it lives on in sporadic reruns on Teen Nick.


"Hillbilly Moments"
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 And finally, it is impossible to think of the Amanda Show without remembering....




 ...The Dancing Lobsters.



I hope everyone enjoyed  and please come back next week for the next Random History lesson. I look forward to it....kinda. 
"May the Force be with you" 






Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amanda_Show
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/

Pictures: www.movieposterdb.com  
www.usmagazine.com  
www.buzzfeed.com 
www.tumblr.com 
 www.youtube.com 
rapgenius.com
http://www.fakecard.com/pokedex/pokemon/164.shtml

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Random History: The Fork



Good afternoon students this is Dr. Cooper. Today we shall discuss a topic near and dear to my heart, the Fork. 




It is perhaps one of the most essential eating utensils of the modern era... In order to appreciate the fork and everything it has done for you, we must learn about its intricate and mysterious origins.

The word fork deviates from furca, the Latin word for pitchfork. It is basically a curved metal stick with several points (usually four) at the end, called tines. The fork can tear and hold food better than a spoon, without the barbarianism of a knife, and is much simpler to use than the chopsticks. I don’t understand chopsticks. Just use a fork. Please.  


 No one is completely sure when forks came into existence, but early records show Ancient Egyptians using primitive fork-like objects to cook food with. Similar devices have been found to have been used in Ancient China and Iran. At the time whatever forks there were were used for cooking and stirring food. The modern personal eating fork was invented in the Byzantine Empire (my 4th favorite empire), somewhere around the 4th century. From then on the fork came out of the cooking pot (or cauldron) and into our hands.

By the 14th century, usage of the fork had spread to the Middle East and Italy, albeit only among the elite and royal. Forks were introduced to France when Catherine de Medici of Italy married Prince Henry II of France, and brought her prized collection of forks with her. The rest of Europe didn’t adopt the fork until the 18th century, because they found it to be unmanly. Many people in the Catholic Church even condemned the fork, saying "God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks – his fingers”. Forks didn’t become popular in the Americas until the time of the American Revolution, possibly to annoy the British, more likely because they got tired of knives. The physical appearance of the fork was revolutionized in Germany in the mid-1700’s, where it was designed with its recognizable curve. In the early 1800’s, four points (tines) became the standard design for forks, as it has remained ever since. 
Around 1874, the world saw
the invention of the Spork: the amazing spoon/fork hybrid. For the record, a bunch of people advised that I do an article on the spork instead of the fork. However I feel that the noble history of the fork is a too important to be ignored. If you want to know more about the spork, just Google it. Seriously.


Today, along with the spoon and butter knife, the fork is one of the most popular eating utensils in the world. Just imagine having to eat cake with chopsticks, or using your fingers to eat salad. It’s not fun.



Fun Fork Facts!

  •  In 16th century Italy, it was customary for arriving guests to bring their own fork in a special carrying case, called a cadena.

  • European etiquette dictates that the fork must be held in the left hand, while Americans typically use their right hand. We’re so different!

  • When eating formal meals, it is customary to place your fork over the knife in a 5 o’clock position to indicate that you are finished eating, so that the waiter may remove your plate. 



That's all for today's lesson. Coming next week is the first segment of my Retro Kids' Shows, featuring all your favorite mid 90's to early 2000's shows. Suggestions are always welcome. Thanks for viewing...
"Live long and prosper"






Sources: http://leitesculinaria.com/1157/writings-the-uncommon-origins-of-the-common-fork.html
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork

Pictures: http://www.webstaurantstore.com/regency-flatware-dinner-fork-12-pack/303RE105.html
http://www.photo-dictionary.com/phrase/4625/antique-fork.html
http://www.rd.com/slideshows/11-exotic-origins-of-everyday-things/#slideshow=slide7
 http://kootation.com/knife-and-fork-spoon.html 
http://www.fakecard.com/pokedex/pokemon/164.shtml

Monday, August 19, 2013

Introducing Dr. Cooper



Good afternoon students and welcome to a new year at Spring Valley! This is your newest blogger, Dr. Cooper. I'll admit, I had no idea that we have a blog, but now I am somewhat excited to be sharing my useless knowledge and opinions with the 20-30 people who will read this blog in its lifetime. So get ready to learn!
To be blunt, I have no intention of blogging about recipes and how-to's that you can easily find on Google. I mean seriously, that's why we have Google. Or Bing. Bing's cool too. However to my fellow bloggers, a how-to on getting a girlfriend would be nice. 
My articles will be about "meaningful" subjects that are both informational and fun to read (Bazinga!).
Expect a post from me once a week or so. Yes I know you must be so excited right now waiting for them. Curb your enthusiasm. I will be writing two series of blog posts on The Timberwolf regarding Random History and Retro Kids' Shows, respectively. An article or two regarding my opinions on "important" matters will surface occasionally too.
Also a little information about myself...
  • I am a junior.
  • I have never dated, even though I am a junior.
  • I feel that every Pokemon game after Platinum is stupid.
  • Don't even get me started on the new Mewtwo form.   
  • I enjoy History and pointless facts.
  • I have a passion for books and American Eagle.
  • Favorite shows include Big Bang Theory and Duck Dynasty.
  • My favorite words include Bazinga, flabbergasted, discombobulated, and befuddled.  
  • If you have come this far without clicking on a different page, congrats. You are now my friend.

That's enough about me, I don't want stalkers. Trust me it's not fun.
 Come back this week for my first official post, which will be proudly titled Random History: The Fork. Yes it's about forks.






Also for anyone who does not yet know, Homecoming is October 5th. Yay...

Photos:  http://www.fakecard.com/pokedex/pokemon/164.shtml
http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/01/02/bazinga-bee-species-names-after-the-big-bang-theory-catch-phrase/
 http://www.webstaurantstore.com/regency-flatware-dinner-fork-12-pack/303RE105.html